Jim: Well this isn't my best, but call Froggy 101, say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber, and we're giving away free tickets. We give him a number to call for the tickets and it's his own number.
Todd Packer: So a guy goes home and tells his wife, 'Honey, pack your bags! I just won the lottery!' She goes, 'Oh my God. That's incredible! Where we going?' He says, 'I don't know where you're going, just be outta here by 5!'