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The Ultimate Guide to Throwing a Garden Party by James Trickington, is a book Dwight refers to in the episode Garden Party. He uses the information from the book to host a garden party for Andy at Schrute Farms. The book consists of 10 chapters which are listed below.

Chapter 1Edit

A proper garden party must be valeted, even if you have to park the automobiles in the hindmost part of your eerie cornfield.

Chapter 2Edit

Announcing guests as they enter is the height of decorum. The more volume displayed, the more honor is bestowed upon everyone present.

Chapter 3Edit

Respectable dress is “Colonial tea party chic,” which includes but is not limited to hooped gowns, wigs and velvet breeches.

Chapter 4Edit

Security should be intensive. Guests must bring a driver’s licence, passport, utility bills and go through a TSA-style screening process.

Chapter 5Edit

Certainly do not provide napkins. Mannerly people never spill, and they will be vastly insulted if you imply they possibly could.

Chapter 6Edit

Hire a brass band and have them play time-honored American favorites such as “Hey Mickey,” “Macarena,” “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” and so forth.

Chapter 7Edit

Speak in a British accent. Think Anne Hathaway in that new romantic drama meets Madonna circa 1995. Your guests will be dazzled and intrigued.

Chapter 8Edit

The host should present something spectacular to draw the attention of the guests, such as an ice sculpture or a pool filled with Italian wine.

Chapter 9Edit

One of the host’s most important duties is as dance master. A proper courtly dance sets the tone for the entire afternoon.

Chapter 10Edit

You must perform closing ceremonies that involve carrying lit torches. This will prove your flaming compassion for the perfect garden party.

Trivia/Amusing Details

The book was actually created by Jim as a prank.

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