- For the episode, see The Sting.
- See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org
- Pam: Nothing happened. We went on a couple of dates. He never called me again.
- Jim: What? He never called you? I thought you said it just fizzled.
- Pam: That's fizzling. I mean, someone has to start the fizzle.
- Jim: Yeah, I thought you started it.
- Pam: No, I liked him. For a couple of days. Four years ago. You know I have a kid with you, right?
- Michael: How do I feel about losing the sale? It's like if Michael Phelps came out of retirement, jumped in the pool, belly-flopped, and drowned.
- Michael: You know what this is? This is a stinger.
- Jim: A what?
- Michael: Like the movie.
- Jim: I think you mean The Sting.
- Michael: Paul Newman, Robert Redford. They're bank robbers.
- Jim: Nope. Different movie.
- Dwight: The Sting. The Sting.
- Danny: Danny Cordray. It's great to meet you.
- Meredith: Meredith Van Helsing. Pleased to meet you.
- Jim: Meredith Van Helsing?
- Dwight: Van Helsing was a respected professor before he was a vampire killer.
- Jim: Okay. But what is he more famous for?
- Michael: Everyone, may I have your attention? I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordray. He is going to be joining us as our new traveling salesman. Say hello to Danny!
- Kelly: F*ck me!
- Michael: This morning, Danny Cordray stole a sale from me. So what do I do? I go out and I steal Danny Cordray. The sale that mattered, I made. Boom. Funny thing about it, we don't even need him. We already have Packer on the road. Guh! Crap, I forgot about Packer...
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