For the episode, see: The Delivery.
Dwight Schrute: "I need a baby. I'll never outsell Jim and Pam without one. Also, I've been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Pam Beesly: "Ok, ok, we are not going the hospital, we are waiting until midnight."
Erin Hannon: "Oooh. Spooky. But why?"
Jim Halpert: "Because, the insurance company only covers two nights."
Pam Beesly: "Everything's fine. We've got plenty of time."
Nick: "Well, you don't wanna wait too long Pam. Otherwise the baby's going to become a teenager in there and uh you'll be up all night. From, the rock music."
Michael Scott: Shut up, Nick! God. Weird thing to say. Weird IT Nerd. Don't get revenge on me nerd.
[give an innocent scoff and looks for support]
Angela: What are you looking at?
Michael: (To everybody) Should I bring a dictionary to the hospital?
Oscar:The hospital will provide dictionaries, bring a thesaurus!