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Ryan: Jim has been looking at me, kind of, a lot, all week. I would be creeped out by it, but, it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.

Michael: When I was in training, many years ago—not so long ago—I worked side-by-side with a fellow named Todd Packer, and together we rocked the office. Packer and I once spent the whole day with our pants off, and when people noticed, we convinced them that they were crazy.

Oscar: What happened in Michael's office was wrong. I understand it; it makes sense! But it was still wrong.

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