- For the episode, see The Banker.
- See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org
- Michael: The principles that I'm applying to the office are the same ones that made Lady Gaga a star. Or any number of drag queens.
- Pam: Hola! Bonjour! Ni Hao!
- Michael: Hello, Stanley.
- Fake Stanley: Hi.
[aside to camera:]
- Pam: For the record, not on board with fake Stanley. [pause] But I get it.
- Toby: I don't want to lie. And I don't want to tell the truth.
- Pam: It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in New York, Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest ranking employee. So, that's where we are.
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