Nellie: Hmm, expecting a man as your Special Projects Manager? A man with a huge whopping penis? No, sorry to disappoint but I am not that person. Think of my brain as the huge whopping penis. So stop staring at my breasts- and start staring at my penis!

Dwight: Philip... you are the rightful heir to Schrute Farms... please, you must kill Mose before he kills you! - calls another number- Mose... just a quick heads up!

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