Kevin: There are some people who have charm and some people who don't...Guess what type I am...CHARM TYPE!
Michael: I suppose summer had to end sometime. But it's sad though because I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. Annnnd I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected..Even though I peed on it....Saw Inception...or at least i dreamt I did...
Dwight: Dwight Schrute. Star Salesman. Beet farmer. Bed and breakfast proprietor. Aspiring freelance bodyguard. Add to that list, owner of this building...Then burn the list [drinks water from backpack]
Kelly: This summer I did the minority executive training program at Yale. You guy's I'm like really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, Kelly what's the biggest company in the world and I'd be like, "blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah." Giving you the exact right answer.
Michael: [writing on whiteboard] Don't bother Luke. Pam: Why is there a circle with a line through it? Michael: That means don't. Haven't you seen Ghostbusters Pam? Phyllis: Yeah but it's like you're saying that we should bother Luke. Michael: No it..[looks at board] Yes ok Right. Alright, yep, my bad [erases the don't and puts it outside the circle] I got it. Here we go. Darryl: Don't DON'T bother Luke. Got it. Michael: Gahh...come on. Ok. Um [draws a circle around the don't and puts a line through it] That's as clear as I can make it.
Michael: I just made Kevin cry. And Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That's not Halloween. Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.
Kevin: It's good. It's just that I wish the puppets would talk more about the alphabet. Not for me but if any kids are watching..A..B.. and so forth..you know..LMNO..P....F....
Nellie: This job. Oh yeah I'll get it. Jo's an old friend. I think I'm her best friend. She's not my best friend.
D' Angelo: No matter how many times I reach out to Dwight, he doesn't seem to want anything to do with me. It reminds me of my relationship with my son. Except there, I'm the Dwight.
Dwight: What's the argument here? NBA..WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports I love jokes. Room for all.
D' Angelo: I used to be obese. Once you've conquered obesity, everything else is easy. Life literally moves in slow motion. I'm not saying I'm Superman, but let me just put it this way. If I were shot in the head, I'm sure everything would be fine. I'd almost welcome it. [winks]