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Schrute family traditions and characteristics

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  • The Schrute family is historically Amish. ("Pilot")* ("Drug Testing")
  • Schrutes have superior genes. ("Health Care")
  • Schrutes produce very thirsty babies. ("Hot Girl")
  • Schrutes value children for their ability to help work in the fields. ("Take Your Daughter To Work Day")
  • Schrutes do not back down. ("Conflict Resolution")
  • Schrutes are loyal. (On the other hand, Mannheims know when to cut and run.) ("The Coup")
  • Schrutes use every part of the goose. ("A Benihana Christmas")
  • Schrutes marry standing in their own graves. ("Phyllis's Wedding") This was confirmed by a photograph in the Schrute Farms wedding album. ("Customer Survey")
  • Schrutes live a long time. Grandma Schrute lived to age 101. ("Dunder Mifflin Infinity")
  • When a Schrute male has sex with a woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats. ("Money")
  • Schrutes believe in a five-fingered intervention: Awareness, education, control, acceptance, and punching. ("Moroccan Christmas")
  • Schrute boys must learn 40 rules before the age of five. They are told that if they don't learn their rules, they will be eaten in their sleep. ("The Duel")
  • Schrutes have not celebrated birthdays since the Depression.("Lecture Circuit Part 2")
  • Do not turn your back on bears, a man you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season

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