Michael: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet, and the office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
Erin: So tell me about your new girlfriend.
Andy: She's neat. I met her at Darryl's cousin's party. We were the only two white people there.
Erin: Aw, cute.
Dwight: I have had intercourse in the office. Michael: Alright-- Dwight: As has Angela. Angela: Dwight! Dwight: As has Ryan, as has Kelly, as has Meredith, as has Phyllis, as has Darryl, as has Creed, as has Michael and as has Holly! Kevin: As has Kevin. Angela: With who? Kevin: She goes to another school.