Dwight: So, you a root man or a fruit man?

Clark: Hey is this like, code for gay stuff?

Nellie: That sounds wonderful!

Andy: What are you still doing here?

Nellie: Great thanks!

Creed: In the parking lot today, there was a circus! The copier did tricks on the high-wire. A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator. A strong man crushed a turtle. I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day of the life in a dog food company.