Michael's Last Dundies Quotes

Deangelo: Uhhh, you sir! Are we having fun tonight?

Jim: Having a great time.

Deangelo: Oh good!

Jim: Thanks, yeah.

Deangelo: Where were you on September 11th?

Michael: No! God!

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Michael: Sorry, we're late, we were waiting in line at the DMV.

Deangelo: Fall asleep right after sex. Right, guys?

Jim: Nope. Go back to the script.

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[The entire office staff sings a surprise song to Michael to the tune of "Seasons of Love" from Rent]

Andy: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! We actually sat down, and did the math.

All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's how many minutes, that you've worked here.

Pam: In costumes!

Jim: And impressions!

Toby: In meetings.

Erin and Kelly: And cups of coffee.

Kevin: For birthdays!

Stanley: More meetings and...

Women: E-mail forwards you made us read.

All: Nine million, nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes! That's like watching Die Hard, eighty thousand times!

Meredith: You hit me with your car!

Ryan: You helped me get off drugs!

Creed: I watch you when you sleep.

Oscar: I forgive you for kissing me!

All: Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call. Remember to call. Call.

Erin and Kelly: Call, text or e-mail, or call.

Deangelo: [falsetto] Measure. Measure your life in love!

All: Remember to call, remember to call. Remember to call.

Deangelo: [falsetto] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.