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Jo Bennett: I'm a Breast Cancer survivor, close personal friends with Nancy Pelosi, and Truman Capote and I slept with three of the same guys. Pleased to meet you. [cut to conference room] Jo Bennett: [to Angela, filing into the conference room] Uh, just choosin' seats. Not gettin' married! Chop chop, little onion!

Andy: Look alive. [tosses a card at Meredith]

Meredith: Ow! Geez you gave me a paper cut on my throat!

[cut to talking head]

Meredith: Yeah I have this thing about men cutting or threatening to cut my throat. Don't try to cut my throat!

Dwight: Bobcat, this is Dragon.

Dwight Schrute: The new IT guy. Nick.

Ryan: Nick.

Dwight Schrute: I think he is the key. He is very trusting, he's looking for friends. He's been given an awesome amount of power and does not know how to wield it.

Ryan: Like Frodo.

Dwight Schrute: Why don't you just let me handle the Tolkien references. OK, Dumb Jock?

Ryan: Well I think he can be corrupted. Like Gollum.

Dwight Schrute: Smeagle, was corrupted and became Gollum. [cut to talking head]

Dwight Schrute: I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one.

Jo Bennett: [yelling at Jim and Michael], You two are grown ass men!

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