List of the times somebody says "That's what she said"
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| # | Episode | Speaker | Straight line | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2.02 | Sexual Harassment | Michael | Jim: "No thanks, I'm good." | |
| 2.02 | Sexual Harassment | Michael | Pam: "My mother's coming." | |
| 2.02 | Sexual Harassment | Michael | Jim: "Wow, that is really hard." "You really think you can go all day long?" | |
| 2.10 | Christmas Party | Michael | Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?" | |
| 2.12 | The Injury | Dwight | Doctor: "Does the skin look red and swollen?" | |
| 2.12 | The Injury* | Michael | Oscar: "You should put butter on it." | |
| 2.17 | Dwight's Speech | Michael | Dwight eats grapes. | |
| 2.21 | Conflict Resolution | Michael | Angela: "You already did me." | |
| 3.01 | Gay Witch Hunt | Michael | Himself: "Put this matter to bed." | |
| 3.03 | The Convention# | Michael | Jan: "I can't stay on top of you 24/7." | |
| 3.05 | Initiation* | Stanley | Michael: "They taste so good in my mouth." | |
| 3.10 | A Benihana Christmas | Michael | Waitress whispers in his ear. | |
| 3.12 | Traveling Salesmen | Dwight | Michael: "I want you to think about it long and hard." | |
| 3.14 | Ben Franklin | Michael | Himself: "Can you make that straighter?" | |
| 3.18 | Cocktails | Michael | Jan: "Let's just blow this party off." | |
| 3.18 | Cocktails | Jan | Herself: "Why is this so hard?" | |
| 3.21 | Product Recall | Michael | Himself: "I need two men on this." | |
| 3.23 | Beach Games* | Everybody | Michael: "Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily." | |
| 4.02 | Dunder Mifflin Infinity | Michael | Himself: "Can you make that straighter?" | |
| 4.04 | Money | Michael | Himself: "And up comes the toolbar." | |
| 4.07 | Survivor Man | Michael | Himself: "That's what I said." | |
| 4.07 | Survivor Man | Jim | Michael: "I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard." | |
| 4.08 | The Deposition | Michael | Himself: "Come again?" | |
| 4.08 | The Deposition | Michael | Lawyer: "And you were directly under her the entire time?" (2×) | |
| 4.08 | The Deposition | Stenographer | Reading back Michael's testimony. | |
| 4.09 | Dinner Party | Michael | Jan: "Well, you are hardly my first!" | |
| 4.12 | Did I Stutter? | Michael | Dwight: "Force it in as deep as you can." | |
| 4.14 | Goodbye, Toby# | Michael | Holly: "It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up." | |
| 5.01 | Weight Loss# | Michael | Dwight:"Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow." | |
| 5.01 | Weight Loss* | Michael | Jim: "It's gonna be tight." | |
| 5.04 | Crime Aid | Michael | Himself: "It squeaks when you bang it." | |
| 5.05 | Employee Transfer | Michael | Holly: "Don't make it harder than it needs to be." | |
| 5.06 | Customer Survey | Pam | Kelly: "Dwight, get out of my nook!" | |
| 5.07 | Crime Aid | Michael | Michael: "It squeaks when you bang it." | |
| 5.08 | Employee Transfer | Michael | Holly: "Don't make it harder than it has to be." | |
| 5.13 | Stress Relief^ | Michael | Himself: "Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing?" | |
| 5.16 | Golden Ticket | Dwight | David Wallace: "This is huge." | |
| 5.25 | Cafe Disco# | Michael | Himself: "I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you." | |
| 6.02 | The Meeting | Michael | Jim: "Instead you screwed me." |
#Opportunity declined.
*Deleted scene.
^Variation of line. (e.g: "That's what he said.")
