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Pam: [seeing Michael pouring gasoline all over the parking lot] Michael! Michael!

Michael: Hi.

Pam: Hi. I was just coming out to see what you were doing and to maybe stop you.

Michael: Oh, you know what, you have a siphon? I think I'm gonna run out of gas.

Pam: Why do you need more gas?

Michael: Well, I'm writing a message.

Pam: Is it a good message or a bad message?

Michael: I'm asking Holly a question in fire.

Pam: Are you proposing?!

Michael: Maybe.

Pam: Wow.

Michael: Hey, you know what? I've got gas all over my hands and my shoes. Would you light it? Would you do the honors please?

Pam: Yeah. Yeah, no problem. [grabs the lighter and runs away]

Michael: Pam.

Pam: Yep?

Michael: Could you light this please?

Pam: Michael, you've had two ideas today. And one of them was great. And the other one was terrible.

Michael: I am not in the mood for riddles, Pam.

Pam: This is terrible.

Michael: [imitating Yoda] Holly Flax, marrying me will you be?

Holly: [also imitating] Your wife becoming be will I.

[Michael puts the ring on Holly's finger, and they kiss as everyone else pours in to congratulate them]

Michael: So, guys, guys, guys, guys, we're moving to Colorado.

Kevin: All of us?

Michael: Yep.

Jim: Wait, what?

Michael: Holly has to go back to Colorado. I'm going with her. I'm leaving.

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