- For the episode, see Free Family Portrait Studio.
- See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org
- Jim: Ok, I admit it, last week... I may have gone a little bit to far. I found out where Dwight gets his clothes dry cleaned and then made an exact copy in velcro. And... you can fill in the rest.
- Dwight: (Jim runs by and rips Dwight's clothes off leaving him in his underwear leaving all his coworkers.) Damn it, Jim!
- Creed: Good, good. This carpet's overdue for a good mopping.
- Jim: Is a mop the most efficient tool to use on a carpet?
- Andy: Yeah, it is actually.
- Andy: I think you're gonna like this surprise guest.
- Gabe: [enters] Happy birthday to Gabe!
- Nellie: Oh, get out, skeleton man!
- Kelly: Now you look at me like you're adoring me, I'm gonna look at the camera like I don't even know you're there.
- Ravi: I do adore you.
- Andy: I want just one... mother f***ing delicious moment! Is that too much to ask?
- David: Well, okay. Great to meet you.
- Robert: Likewise, I'm Bob. Bob Kazamakis. [Jim looks at the camera, confused]
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