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Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to dinner at least...nine times, and every time, we've been able to get out of it. But, I gotta give him credit...he got me...because I'm starting to suspect that there was no assignment from Corporate.

Pam: I don't care what they say about me, I just want to eat. Which is realize is a lot to ask a dinner party!

Jim: Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game, and it's called "Let's See How Uncomfortable We Can Make Our Guests" - and, they're both winning, so I am going to make a run for it.

Pam: You can buy new stuff, Jim, but you can't buy a new fiance.
Michael: That's true.

Jan: What're you doing here?!
Dwight: We came to eat dinner, and to party - this is, a...dinner party, right?
Pam: Awesome!

Michael: That was a $200 plasma screen TV!!!

Michael: When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children.

Pam: I know Jan didn't poison the food - I know that. But if she was going to poison the food of someone at that table, wouldn't it be me? Michael's former lover.

Michael: (jokingly)I'm in hell!

Angela: (sternly) You shouldn't joke about that, you know.


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