- For the episode, see Andy's Play.
- See also: Full transcript on transcripts.foreverdreaming.org
- Andy: Gabe is not coming, which is huge because my plan is to make Erin fall back in love with me tonight. Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful, even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes.
- Erin: I really wanted to see Andy's play, because he's so, so talented. But I've been trying to get in the babysitting game forever. The thirteen-year-olds in this town have a complete monopoly. It's almost like a babysitters club.
- Andy: Jim, Pam, you guys are in, right?
- Pam: Oh, we wanted to, but our sitter just fell through. I'm really sorry.
- Andy: Dwight?
- Dwight: Uh, no, thank you. Last time I went to the theater, a man dressed as a cat sat on my lap.
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